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Friday, February 6, 2009

Men Jokes

Men jokes are invented by women, and it usually points out how shallow and dumb we are. What does it mean? Who cares? Just grab your beer, drink with your buddies, and think about it as their way of showing their concern for you through constructive criticism.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted !

What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind 2. No business

Why did God create man?
He needed to practice

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