Joke: What Is It?

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

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Joke: What Is It?

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

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.A LAST NAME------hehehehehehe and you thought it was nasty...

Joke: What Is It?

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

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JOKE: A BLONDE WITH CRABS

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of 20 frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?

"Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.


Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think

JOKE: A BLONDE WITH CRABS

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of 20 frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?

"Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.


Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think

JOKE: A BLONDE WITH CRABS

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of 20 frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?

"Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.


Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think

Men Jokes

Men jokes are invented by women, and it usually points out how shallow and dumb we are. What does it mean? Who cares? Just grab your beer, drink with your buddies, and think about it as their way of showing their concern for you through constructive criticism.



What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted !

What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind 2. No business

Why did God create man?
He needed to practice

Men Jokes

Men jokes are invented by women, and it usually points out how shallow and dumb we are. What does it mean? Who cares? Just grab your beer, drink with your buddies, and think about it as their way of showing their concern for you through constructive criticism.



What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted !

What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind 2. No business

Why did God create man?
He needed to practice